Parents Dave and Davina brought Rob up in the beautiful town of Gilford. Davina shared with me a handy tip of how the two parents were able to pull through the harsh times of Rob's childhood. "You have to be strong, work together and try to get him to stay over at his friends as many times as possible!" Rob's friend DuFfy said that he had to look out for Rob, as he always tried to get close to the medicine cupboard. It was really tuff, but punching some nerds brains out kept our friendship strong.
After completing Primary Chav Classes, he graduated to Lower Gliford Chav and Emo(Goth) Grammar School, and there got 3 majors in Chav Studies, but failed in all Emo subjects- Suicide, Drugs and Heavy Make-up applying. He then went onto Queens Uni belfast, where a blow to the head put Rob back in the right track. He gave up drink and smoking and drugs, but as you can see, not the food!
After fixing up his life, he met 1 woman called Ruth. They met on a online dating service(tells you something about their interests)
They later decided to go for it- they went skydiving!
After that, Rob asked Ruth to marry him. Now Ruth has some tips for us.
"Rob loves his food, so keep him happy- no cheese, and lots of chicken!,
Make sure he gets 3 fifths of the bed,
Don't make him walk the dog(I think)
And get him Haribo!"
One thing I have noticed aswell...
make sure he has Ruth!
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